Here’s one: if you think it’s awesome, write it.
Me and my friends, and their friends, are on a vacation far away – in my teacher’s vacation house by the sea. That teacher’s name is Rigor – a male she. She’s really cool and her nephew is really cute so I went with them in this forsaken land (LOL). As long as I’m with him (Sir Rigor’s nephew) everything is awesome. ;P
Alright!
So this house looks like that of a haunted house you usually see on TV except that it’s made of wood with sweaky, sweaky, sound. *sweeeeaaaakkkk! O_O
Sixth night of a week – long vacation, I came to stood by the garden balcony, talking to my bestfriend Cyndy. Rigor’s nephew was a million miles away North infront of me, I’m staring at him while he’s talking to his friend. They’re outside the garden, by the way, around 11 steps away from me when you take around the 3 – step stair case and one jump away when you take the balcony's banister.
Anyways!
What I’m saying is that I’m staring at him. Really, really. It’s night time and they’re on a bonfire, me on that balcony with Cyndy, staring at him. (Did I just say I’m staring at him? Coz I so do :P)
Me: “Oh… Cyndy… Cyndy, dear…”
Cyndy: “Yeah, I know.”
Me: “Ohhh…. He’s so cute… ♥♥♥”
Cyndy: “Yeah, I know.”
Unknown voice: “Who’s cute?”
Me: “Sir Rigor’s nephew! Who else?????”
Unknown voice: “Whaaaat???”
So this house looks like that of a haunted house you usually see on TV except that it’s made of wood with sweaky, sweaky, sound. *sweeeeaaaakkkk! O_O
Sixth night of a week – long vacation, I came to stood by the garden balcony, talking to my bestfriend Cyndy. Rigor’s nephew was a million miles away North infront of me, I’m staring at him while he’s talking to his friend. They’re outside the garden, by the way, around 11 steps away from me when you take around the 3 – step stair case and one jump away when you take the balcony's banister.
Anyways!
What I’m saying is that I’m staring at him. Really, really. It’s night time and they’re on a bonfire, me on that balcony with Cyndy, staring at him. (Did I just say I’m staring at him? Coz I so do :P)
Me: “Oh… Cyndy… Cyndy, dear…”
Cyndy: “Yeah, I know.”
Me: “Ohhh…. He’s so cute… ♥♥♥”
Cyndy: “Yeah, I know.”
Unknown voice: “Who’s cute?”
Me: “Sir Rigor’s nephew! Who else?????”
Unknown voice: “Whaaaat???”
Me: Uhhhh ---- ohhhhh…
‘Coz when I said “Who else”, I turned around and saw Sir Rigor at my back. So she’s the unknown voice! She looked at me with an evil smile! Urgh!
Me: “Oh.. no… no… … wait…. Uhh… oh……” – that’s what I’ve been saying the whole time as Sir Rigor called her nephew to come at the balcony .. and…
Sir Rigor: “Well, Pastel said your cute”
Her Nephew smiled.
Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!! That smile cracked the head out of me and drove me crazy, stunned, summoned and fallen to my kneeees!!!
Ehem.
Her Nephew: “I think she’s cute, too…” :)
Ooowaaahhh!! I’m down to my knees! Figuratively!
Sir Rigor: “We haaave a situuuuatiooooon heeereee!!!" – she shouted as if she won the lottery.
Then she pulled me and him. Others pushed and pulled us and threw us into a door and locked it. Really.
Bbbbbrrrrrr…. It was so dark. What is this place?? A dungeon? Oohh. I’m not ready to be eaten by a monster nor to see a ghost! Bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrr…
*Lights on*
Errr… He switched on the lights. XD
That’s when I realize were in the guestroom, locked. He sat down the bed and looked at me as I was yelling at the door for somebody to open it. Then I turned around and looked at him, he’s smiling. I was stunned. Oohh.. That look!
He looks like an awesome vampire, having those white teeth, on a black tuxedo with white bow tie. And oh! There are bats flying to me coming from his back. Those bats are real dark with red eyes that glows in the dark. And oh! There’s a giant black dragon behind him! This dragon is his slave that he can summon anytime! Raaaar! It’s a dino – dragon! That was soooo cute! (And this is disturbing, what a wild imagination I have O_O)
Me: “What are you smiling at?”
Her Nephew: “You”, he said casually.
Then the phone rang. (Riiiiiiiinnnnngggg) I got it.
Me: “Hello???”
Sir Rigor: “Hello there! How’s you doing?”
(Me:”Sir! Sir! What the?! Open the door sir! Blaaaaaaaaaaa...” she doesn’t hear me..)
“Well, if you get hungry there are biscuits in the cabinet and water too. There’s liquor in the closet but don’t drink it ‘coz it might trigger something. Don’t do anything naughty, alright???
Me: “I hate you sir!” T_T
Sir Rigor: “For what? For locking you inside the room with your crush?”
Me: O_O *thinks .. “For… for…. For!!!”
*Beep… beep… beep…* She hung up.
Oh great.
Her Nephew: “What did he say?”
Me: *sighs. “She said there’s food in the cabinet, we can eat it”
Her Nephew: “And?”
Me: “And there’s liquor in the closet, we can’t drink it”
Her Nephew: “But why?”
Me: “Because it might trigger something…” O_O *What did I say?!
Her Nephew: “What?”
Me: “Uhhhh… She means… that… it’s her liquor… and… we…. Shouldn’t, uhm, drink it… you know… uhmmm.. it’s hers… ehh??” *scratches brain
Her Nephew: *laughs slightly. “Okay” :)
Damn. That smile’s always driving me crazy.
I sat down the floor and leaned on the door.
Her Nephew: “Why you sitting there, sit here…”
*Gulp! Sit there on the bed?! Right next to him???!!! (exclamation point to infinity)
Me: Uhh..no.. no… I’m… oh --- kay ----- here… it’s.. uh…. Cold… Uuuh!!! I mean! Cool! Yeah… it’s cool here .. yeah, really cool…. @_@
Her Nephew: Oh, c’mon. sit here.
He stood up and get me through my hands and put me on the bed, sitting. He went to the couch near the bed and sat.
Great.
Her Nephew: “I’m Obel”
Me: “Oh, hi, Obel…”
Obel: “I realize you don’t know my name.”
Me:”Really, huh? How?”
Obel: “Because you never called me”
Me: “uh.. yeah… right.. uh… I’m Pastel…”
Obel: “Yeah, I know your name”
Me: “Oh… I didn’t know you know my name”
Obel: “I do”
Me: “Really?”
Obel: “Yeah, I do! Why???”
Me: “Well… you never called me..”
Obel: “Uhhh… yeah, you’re right, Pastel…”
Pastel… Pastel… Pastel….. *echoes in my ears… Ohh… I’m hypnotized… @_@
*Stop crazy thoughts!! Snap!
That was 7pm.
Then comes 8pm.
9pm. 10pm.
What are we going to do here?! Stare at each other?? Look at the ceiling?!
Then he laughed slightly.
Me: “Why you laughing??”
Obel: “Because of your face. Are you bored?” :)
(Does he really have to end everything with a smile?)
Me: “Nah, no, not..”
Obel: “C’mon let’s play”
Me: “Play what?”
Obel: “Anything.. Let’s see. Oh, there are cards. Let’s play card games..”
Card games! I’d love that! And who loses should kiss the winner! Wahaha… But then..
*Kavoooooshhh! Blaaaag!!*
There’s noise outside. The phone rang. I got it.
Me: “Hello?!”
Sir Rigor: “Lock the door! Don’t go out! Robbers!”
*Beep.. beep.. she hung up*
Obel: “What is it??”
Me: (Frightened face) she said robbers!
Obel locked the door and I slouched at the corner of the room. We can hear the footsteps. They are going all over the house. I hear around 5 feet making noise – 4 pairs of feet and one foot. Then they come bagging the door. Obel reached for me and hold my hand. We stood in front of the door.
Obel: “When I say run, we run!”
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I sat down the floor and leaned on the door.
Her Nephew: “Why you sitting there, sit here…”
*Gulp! Sit there on the bed?! Right next to him???!!! (exclamation point to infinity)
Me: Uhh..no.. no… I’m… oh --- kay ----- here… it’s.. uh…. Cold… Uuuh!!! I mean! Cool! Yeah… it’s cool here .. yeah, really cool…. @_@
Her Nephew: Oh, c’mon. sit here.
He stood up and get me through my hands and put me on the bed, sitting. He went to the couch near the bed and sat.
Great.
Her Nephew: “I’m Obel”
Me: “Oh, hi, Obel…”
Obel: “I realize you don’t know my name.”
Me:”Really, huh? How?”
Obel: “Because you never called me”
Me: “uh.. yeah… right.. uh… I’m Pastel…”
Obel: “Yeah, I know your name”
Me: “Oh… I didn’t know you know my name”
Obel: “I do”
Me: “Really?”
Obel: “Yeah, I do! Why???”
Me: “Well… you never called me..”
Obel: “Uhhh… yeah, you’re right, Pastel…”
Pastel… Pastel… Pastel….. *echoes in my ears… Ohh… I’m hypnotized… @_@
*Stop crazy thoughts!! Snap!
That was 7pm.
Then comes 8pm.
9pm. 10pm.
What are we going to do here?! Stare at each other?? Look at the ceiling?!
Then he laughed slightly.
Me: “Why you laughing??”
Obel: “Because of your face. Are you bored?” :)
(Does he really have to end everything with a smile?)
Me: “Nah, no, not..”
Obel: “C’mon let’s play”
Me: “Play what?”
Obel: “Anything.. Let’s see. Oh, there are cards. Let’s play card games..”
Card games! I’d love that! And who loses should kiss the winner! Wahaha… But then..
*Kavoooooshhh! Blaaaag!!*
There’s noise outside. The phone rang. I got it.
Me: “Hello?!”
Sir Rigor: “Lock the door! Don’t go out! Robbers!”
*Beep.. beep.. she hung up*
Obel: “What is it??”
Me: (Frightened face) she said robbers!
Obel locked the door and I slouched at the corner of the room. We can hear the footsteps. They are going all over the house. I hear around 5 feet making noise – 4 pairs of feet and one foot. Then they come bagging the door. Obel reached for me and hold my hand. We stood in front of the door.
Obel: “When I say run, we run!”
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The door opened.
Obel: “Run!”
We ran down the stairs.
One robber, that sounded like Captain Hook, said: “Get them!”
We ran everywhere in the house trying to find our way out. The robbers tried to catch us. They’re shits! We ended up in the kitchen, cornered.
Then the robbers came to us. I was behind Obel – my vampiric knight in shining jet – black armor. :3
I was right. There were 5 feet making noise. 2 men with complete pair of feet and Captain Hook with, oh well, one foot and a cane.
They looked evil as they slowly come closer to us.
One of the robbers attacked and my Knight defended me. He get a casserole near us and hit it to the robber’s head. He’s still alive and attacked again. The other one attacked too. I must help my Knight! I get those saucer plates, spinned them and threw them to the robbers like that of the blades of a Ninja. Just like what Jackie Chan do to counter attack intruders.
The first plate hit one.
Then the second plate to another.
Then another plate to one.
Then another plate to another.
Until the plates ran out.
Then they came closer to me but my Knight get a baking pin and hit one in the head, so as the another.
(Ouch. That could hurt.) I get the biggest casserole and hit them real hard in the head. Bastards! Bullshets! Stupidests! (Err… No, don’t say “stupid”, it’s a mean word.) But I mean it!
Then Captain Hook,rising from their back with a lightning on his back so that he turns sillhouette, gets his gun and points at me.
UH – OH!
But my Knight in shining armor, in a jet – black, charcoal – colored, dark, black, shining black armor, that’s really awesome, is behind his back and holds two casserole covers, each on his hands.
He captured Captain Hook right in the middle of the head and GONGS!!!! (Awch. That hurts)
Captain Hook’s eyes crumbled and lost his consciousness before even pulling the trigger.
Urgh! Thank God or else I’m dead!
And there he is – my Hero!
He walks towards me, closer to me, a breath away from me, and asked, “Are you alright?”
Me: “Yeah, I am… Thank you…”
Then we looked around and saw what mess we’ve done.
Then Sir Rigor and the rest of our friends showed up. They’ve been hiding in the basement. It’s better to hide than to be killed, they say. Hmf! They almost get us killed! But then it’s alright now, everything’s fine. It is all finished.
Obel looked at me and smiled. I smiled back.
Suddenly, it seems like there are little pink hearts around us and My Heart Will Go On song's intro is playing. tene-neeeeen---teneneneneeeeeen!!! Every night in my dreams, I see you..I feel youuuuuu....
Me: “Ohhh…. He’s so cute… ♥♥♥”
Unknown voice: “Who’s cute?”
Me: “Sir Rigor’s nephew! Who else?????”
Unknown voice: “Whaaaat???”
Snap back to reality! Me – at the balcony, Obel – a million miles away from me at the garden! I turned around and behold who I see! It was Sir Rigor with that evil smile! So she's the unknown voice!
Me: Uhhhh ---- ohhhhh…
(And that’s what made me write 16 pages of crappyshits in my notebook and typed in MSWord to be posted in my blog. So disturbing coz I really have a wild imagination. UH – OH!)
